Touring musician, songwriter, and recording artist, Bryan Ranney uses language, rhythm, and pleasing vocal tones to create a friendly space where you can settle in and be yourself. Get to know Bryan through stories of his adventures on the road and at home. 

ASMR Friendly. This Podcast is Not A Ukulele. 

Write in to Voyage & Return at voyret@gmail.com! (If you’d like an on-air response, be sure to include your location and how to pronounce your name!)

Voyage & Return

Interparty Fisticuffs  

  • Recap of Doom 
     
  • Mummy’s Mask & The New PACG 
     
  • Gaming For All 
     
  • Goblin Bowling 
     
  • Arcane Mark’s GM Masterclass 
     
  • Banquet & Bardic Performance 
     
  • We Want The Kupp! LGB!!! 
     
  • Round Up 
     
  • Your Boy Bryan Is Going On Vacation! 
     
  • Next New Episode: June 26

     

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    7-10pm Every Wednesday 
    Apotheosis Comics & Lounge 
    3206 South Grand, STL MO

Picasso Tentacles  

  • Excitable Rooms: Let’s Go Blues 
     
  • Perram’s Process 
     
  • Concourse Hallways Robot Occultism 
     
  • Goodie Bags & Seminars 
     
  • Knowable Verifiable Fact: Legally, What Makes An RPG? (OGL) 
     
  • Giving Lisa All of My Money 
     
  • Tuna Wafting Pungency 
     
  • Healing Spell Akin to Magic Missile 
     
  • St. Louis Venture Officers At My Table 
     
  • McGuffin Finder
     

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    7-10pm Every Wednesday 
    Apotheosis Comics & Lounge 
    3206 South Grand, STL MO

Spindown Souvenir  

  • Feeling Contained & Fancy Duds 
     
  • Packing 20s 
     
  • Vesk Mini = Lego 
     
  • Character Concept 
     
  • There & Back Again 
     
  • PreGen Report 
     
  • Gruff Society Volunteer 
     
  • Wooden Nickel Conundrum 
     
  • A Very Satisfying Resolution 
     
  • A Boon of Theoretical Value 
     
  • Sorry, Dan from Germantown, IL — I mean, Bud.

 

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7-10pm Every Wednesday 
Apotheosis Comics & Lounge 
3206 South Grand, STL MO

PaizoCon Bound  

  • A TV Station In Every Pot 
     
  • Bryan Likes Old School Lo-Fi Computer Games 
     
  • Play Music! Open Mic is ALL AGES!! ALL SKILL LEVELS!! ALL THE FUN!! 
    Special Guest Host: Elliott Ranney! (5.22.19) #MyDadIsCool 
     
  • Knowable Verifiable Fact: Origin of Experience Points? 
     
  • PaizoCon This Week!! 
     
  • When It Rains Outside 
     
  • Healthy Brekfesses 
     
  • Office Humor 
     
  • Packing Cubes 
     
  • Scolding ProTools Is Okay Because Robots Have No Feelings 
     
  • Texting Alex
     

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    7-10pm Every Wednesday 
    Apotheosis Comics & Lounge 
    3206 South Grand, STL MO

Polyhedral Pizzaz   

  • Tabletop RPGS 
     
  • Imagination Games: Play Pretend 
     
  • Heroic Young Ladies Rescue Princes 
     
  • Agreed Upon Reality 
     
  • 20-Sided-Dice 
     
  • Laughing Is The Best 
     
  • Elves, Dwarves, But Not Hobbits 
     
  • PaizoCon 2019 in Seattle
     

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    7-10pm Every Wednesday 
    Apotheosis Comics & Lounge 
    3206 South Grand, STL MO

Glowstick Misophonia  

  • Listener Mail: Brendan from Bentonville, AR 
     
  • Exclamations and Invitations 
     
  • Misophonia: WebMD is Garbage 
     
  • More Creepy Lakes 
     
  • Camping Supplies 
     
  • Call Your Mother 
     
  • Twitch Charisma & Sympathetic Joy
     

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    7-10pm Every Wednesday 
    Apotheosis Comics & Lounge 
    3206 South Grand, STL MO

Chthonic Goo  

  • Breaks are Spring Broke 
     
  • The Origin of Maximum Fun 
     
  • Elder Ozark Mythos 
     
  • Human Sacrifice, etc. 
     
  • Late To The Scene: Imagine Marshmallows 
     
  • Gus Was From Central Michigan, But Let’s Call It Detroit 
     
  • Knock-Off 2nd Hand Scouting Org
     
  • White Goo & Black Asphalt 
     
  • I Meant To Go To Cleveland, But… 
     
  • Grass Killa ’18 
     
  • ***Rubbing Hands Together*** 
     
  • Naming Henry the Stink Bug 
     
  • Remind Me To Tell The Impossible Dream/ Rain King Story 
     
  • Correction: Sticky Braggadocio = Episode 10 (not 9)

 

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Play Music! Open Mic 
7-10pm Every Wednesday 
Apotheosis Comics & Lounge 
3206 South Grand, STL MO

My Harrow  


 

  • Healthy Breakfast: Its Not About The Yogurt 
     
  • Stuck in My Craw 
     
  • Super Clarify: Multi-Crop Usages 
     
  • Front of the Pack -or- 
    Y Did The Basset Hound Puppy CTR? 
     
  • Listener Mail: Linda from Los Angeles, CA 
     
  • Clip Show Tangent 
     
  • Knowable Verifiable Fact: Etymology of Door 
     
  • Sorry I’m Late, I Was Looking At Tree Branches 
     
  • Cop Movie Tokyo Drift Posture 
     
  • Recitation: No Poetry Reward Needed
     

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Play Music! Open Mic 
7-10pm Every Wednesday 
Apotheosis Comics & Lounge 
3206 South Grand, STL MO

Lost Opus  

  • Not Gaslighting Kupp 
     
  • Plea for Commiseration 
     
  • bugs and bugs 
     
  • Attempt To Retell #1/FAIL 
     
  • Pop Filter Concealment 
     
  • Vanilla Artificially Flavored Wafers 
     
  • Attempt To Retell #2/MASSIVE SUCCESS 
     
  • Meditation: Don’t Click The Angry Face 
     
  • Recitation: man-on-man hot, hot lovin’

 

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Play Music! Open Mic 
7-10pm Every Wednesday 
Apotheosis Comics & Lounge 
3206 South Grand, STL MO

Doubt Spell  

  • Concrete Data: Tense Facial Expressions 
     
  • Attending to Friends 
     
  • Attaboy Quantification 
     
  • Math On Your Fingers On The Air 
     
  • On Verbalizing Bummers 
     
  • The Beauty of Shared Experience 
     
  • Storm Door for the Dogs 
     
  • Urge to Get Outta Town 
     
  • Spelling & Card Game Store 
     
  • Recitation: Laredo-7

 

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Apotheosis Comics & Lounge 
3206 South Grand, STL MO 
7-10pm Every Wednesday

Chews Preferential  


 

  • This Episode Brought To You By: 
    Love & Connection Records 
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    AND 
     
  • Play Music! Open Mic 
    Every Wednesday @ Apotheosis Comics & Lounge 
    3206 South Grand, STL MO 
    7-10pm 
     
  • Listener Mail: Bud from Germantown, IL 
     
  • Sensory Preferences 
     
  • Wet Smacking Sounds 
     
  • Unprofessional & Gross 
     
  • God Stop 
     
  • Table the Focus Group 
     
  • Sounds With Other Senses & Connected Stories 
     
  • Recitation: Something Happy, Surprise Us

Doohickey Warentee  

  • Play Music! Open Mic 
    Every Wednesday 
    Apotheosis Comics & Lounge 
    7-10pm 
     
  • Fun Freaks 
     
  • Horns In Post Production? (Not Those Kind of Horns) 
     
  • Lots of Lots 
     
  • Satisfaction Metrics 
     
  • Air Supply’s Greatest Hits 
     
  • Very Bumpy Paper 
     
  • 17 Cell Phone Chargers 
     
  • Feel Out The Space 
     
  • All Your Body Parts 
     
  • Open All The Doors 
     
  • A Reasonable Volume 
     
  • A Huge Weirdo For No Reason 
     
  • The Mistake Quantity 
     
  • Wise Kupp 
     
  • Changing the Locks
    Now Available on Deluxe Vinyl
    www.NotAUkulele.com

     
  • Recitation: Christianity

Suspected Infected  

  • Live Shows This Week: 
     
  • Bryan Ranney @ Hellboy Day: 
    Hellboy Beer Release Party 
    Apotheosis Comics & Lounge 
    Saturday, March 23, 2019 
    5-7pm 
     
  • Play Music! Open Mic 
    Every Wednesday 
    Apotheosis Comics & Lounge 
    7-10pm 
     
  • Last Week’s Open Mic 
     
  • Streptococcus & Facebook Down 
     
  • Elliott Ranney is My Hero 
     
  • Low On Poems 
     
  • Knowable Verifiable Fact: Seed of Destruction 
     
  • Beer Math 
     
  • Strange Recreational Experiences 
     
  • The Nature of Consciousness 
     
  • A Discursive Hike 
     
  • Recitation: Castle Rock

Yoga Onmalonesum  

  • Body & Muscles & Water 
     
  • Listener Mail: John from Jackson, Mississippi 
     
  • Give the Sign-Up List Its Due 
     
  • On the Vibe 
     
  • Mission Flow & Aversion to Flawlessness 
     
  • Hair & Dental Rebirth v. Appointment Time Management 
     
  • Trivia! First Song Ever Performed @ Play Music! Open Mic 
     
  • Recitation: Whatever You Would Like, Bryan

Promo Pro-Mode  

  • Play Music! Open Mic 
    Apotheosis Comics & Lounge 
    3206 South Grand Blvd, STL MO 63118 
    Every Wednesday 7p-10 
     
  • Low Lights and Vibes 
     
  • Sink your Teeth into Substance and Emotional Resonance 
     
  • Applause Mechanics 
     
  • So Many Brands 
     
  • Party Dynamics 
     
  • Your boy Bryan tells a story in 1st person! 
     
  • Pamphlets, Handbills, & Flyers 
     
  • A High Ranking Bill 
     
  • Highly Ineffective Rhetoric 
     
  • Wards and Precincts 
     
  • “You better put that hat back on” 
     
  • New St. Louis “I VOTED” sticker 
     
  • Meta Moment 
     
  • This is why I don’t look things up 
     
  • Recitation: TNR

Ostinato Bequeathed  

  • Ahnountzmence 
     
  • Auditory Neighborhoods 
     
  • Make The Sounds Very Pleasing 
     
  • Maximum Fun Consulting 
     
  • Extraordinary Temporal Regularity 
     
  • Ongoing Pothole Vigilance 
     
  • No County 
     
  • A List of Instruments 
     
  • Will Eisner’s Graphic Novels Differentiation 
     
  • Shoe Issues 
     
  • Wave Like A Friendly Monster 
     
  • Tires Are Like New Shoes for Cars 
     
  • Recitation: Something Fun

Careening Legions  

  • Pothole Despots 
     
  • Big Vocabulary Words 
     
  • Hill Giant Pottery Armor 
     
  • Quality Times vs Matrix Sweaters 
     
  • Dystopian Dysmorphia 
     
  • Television Shows With Local Government Depictions 
     
  • Pants With Elastic Waist Bands 
     
  • 2D Television Characters Cause Volcanic Eruptions 
     
  • Super Soldiers Disappear Tetris Style 
     
  • Pronouncing Horror 
     
  • The Why, How & What 
     
  • Ruffled Feathers, etc 
     
  • Shoe Pollacking The Sidewalk With Neon Purple 
     
  • On Not Explaining 
     
  • Recitation: The Angel Band Project

Nine-O-Clock Devotion  

  • Songwriter Showcase Benefit at Walter’s Walk in Hazelwood, MO 63042 with Jane Godfrey, Bryan Ranney, Steve Givens, and John Caravelli - Saturday, Feb 2 at 7pm. 
     
  • Vibrating Barks in Booth 
     
  • MO Bottom is a fun band name 
     
  • Scheduling Solutions Staff Meeting 
     
  • Branding the New Interview Segments: Write In With Your Ideas! 
     
  • Benches & Tedium 
     
  • Polyhedral Storytelling Pretend Games 
     
  • Unauthorized Hypnotic Ding 
     
  • Obligatory Summons 
     
  • Voir Dire: Will Your Boy Bryan Be Sequestered at a Best Western?! Tune In Next Week!! 
     
  • While The Baby Takes A Nap: Thomas Ranney Interview 
     
  • Recitation: Thomas Catching Pokemon